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Conference Championship Gameday Morning Dawg Bites and Open Comment Thread
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3 Things That Worry Me About LSU
The team has to use a bus for travel, they’ve been told they’re already in the playoffs, Vegas is pumping us up, we have a bad SECCG record and especially against LSU. And it’s the last time time we get Gary on the broadcast. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Kentucky
We might be down another DB, our QB either has arm trouble or a girlfriend on the trainer staff, Kentucky has nothing to lose and UGA has nothing to gain, and it will be colder than Elon Musk’s onboarding process. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Mississippi State
Dealing with a hangover, the national media suddenly fawning all over the place, continuing to deal with injuries, a QB that had to change his phone number, facing a pirate and a record-setting quarterback. And we don’t even get Gary to tell us how we’re not Alabama. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Tennessee
Facing the likely Heisman winner, more orange inside Sanford than anyone is comfortable with, the national spotlight firmly on Athens, our only shot at making the Playoffs, and UGA might find itself in a track meet. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Florida
Florida has lost to 3 ranked SEC teams and really has nothing to lose. They have a QB that is always one of the best athletes on the field. They have a coaching experiment that needs a signature win. And they had the same bye week we did to get healthy and scheme it up. I’ve seen this movie, and I don’t always like the ending. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Vanderbilt
First we couldn’t run the ball, now we can’t throw the ball. Our QB might be injured and it’s a trap game before our bye week. Plus, we might try to run Isaiah McKenzie on 4th down. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Auburn
A Bulldog team seemingly regressing. An opponent fighting for their head coach’s job. A backup quarterback. The Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry. Hate Week. And we don’t even get to blame Gary Danielson. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Missouri
We’re back on TV though I’m glad last week wasn’t, hitting the road for another divisional opponent, another Columbia (at least a better one), we’ve got injuries and moving violation, and our defense has allowed scoring in the last 5 quarters. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About South Carolina
An SEC opener against a team sporting a former Heisman candidate quarterback, with passe’ EDM music endlessly blaring, echoed by a rooster with an identity crisis, and all being competed in the asphalt capital of the South**.…What, me worry?
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3 (MORE) Things That Worry Me About Alabama
A narrative on our coach in his young career, projected onto the entire football program, steadily hammered home over more than a dozen years, very recently reinforced with vigor and verve, extrapolated to a 41 year drought, even though 128 would pay handsomely to take our place. …What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Alabama
Georgia is going to the SEC Championship Game, only having to defeat Nick Saban, the Alabama Crimson Tide football team, Gary Danielson’s man crush, and an SEC officiating crew that opted not to renew their vision benefits during open enrollment. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Tennessee
Georgia crosses the northern border for another dance with the dentally-challenged, another chance to be dethroned by a clicking UT offense, turf management that is better suited for a municipal driving range, and narrated by Gary. What, me worry?
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