Football
3 Things That Worry Me About Alabama
We’re trying to make history, and only have the GOAT standing in the way. And he’s bringing the scariest team in CFP. To a game where we’ve failed every previous time. The only thing worse would be a biased TV announcer – oh, hello Gary. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Tennessee
We didn’t contain the last good run team, and we’re about to see one of the nation’s best. Complacency is an issue, so are cigar-smoking goalpost-toting checkered overalls. It’s the next to last time we can tell Gary to shut up. And we only have everything to lose. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Ole Miss
After barely escaping last week, we face a better, more talented team this week. We gave Kiffin his signature win at Tennessee – are we going to do it vs. Ole Miss? And we do it without our best linebacker. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Missouri
We’re facing the next highest ranked team in the East, a high powered offense, one of the top receivers in the nation, our coach doesn’t even know what day it is,, and we have to do it in front of a national audience. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Florida
The Gators are throwing the ball well, finally have healthy receivers, have a top 20 defense, and Napier assigned 5 analysts to deter throwing shoes. It’s Jax, it’s the WLOCP, and there’s always Gary. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Vanderbilt
We’re good enough to be on CBS again, but not good enough to play at 3:30. We bought a QB that was benched in the 4th quarter last week. We can’t even play in a fully constructed football stadium. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Kentucky
Georgia was known for running the ball and stopping the run defensively, and those now seem to be our weak points, we’re facing an undefeated ranked UK team, all the Vegas money is against us, and we have to wait all day to sweat it out. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Auburn
We’re not getting healthier, the defense has allowed more scores, we’re dropping passes and fumbling the ball, we have Gary yet no Verne doing the Soulja Boy. And we have to do it in Jordan-Hare. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About South Carolina
We finally have a good kickoff time, but we pay the price with commercials and Gary Danielson. Kirby is facing one of his former assistants, the SEC opener, a division foe, and the last team that beat Georgia at home. And we’re likely still missing RB1 and WR1. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Ball State
A second straight underwhelming OOC opponent, coming off a slightly underwhelming opener, a nooner to boot, star Bulldogs dinged up left and right, and the crazy faction of the fanbase already up in arms. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About UT Martin
We lost the MVP of the last 4 CFP games, we’re picked #1 for the first time since 2008 (look how that went), running backs are going down like my GameStop investment, the new OC is like the old OC, we have to break in a new Uga, and you won’t even be able to find the game on TV. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About LSU
The team has to use a bus for travel, they’ve been told they’re already in the playoffs, Vegas is pumping us up, we have a bad SECCG record and especially against LSU. And it’s the last time time we get Gary on the broadcast. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Georgia Tech
The only thing keeping UGA out of the CFP is our little brother. It’s a noon kick, the weather will be crap, and there’s no telling who walks for Senior Day. Clean, Old Fashioned Misery. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Kentucky
We might be down another DB, our QB either has arm trouble or a girlfriend on the trainer staff, Kentucky has nothing to lose and UGA has nothing to gain, and it will be colder than Elon Musk’s onboarding process. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Mississippi State
Dealing with a hangover, the national media suddenly fawning all over the place, continuing to deal with injuries, a QB that had to change his phone number, facing a pirate and a record-setting quarterback. And we don’t even get Gary to tell us how we’re not Alabama. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Vanderbilt
First we couldn’t run the ball, now we can’t throw the ball. Our QB might be injured and it’s a trap game before our bye week. Plus, we might try to run Isaiah McKenzie on 4th down. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Auburn
A Bulldog team seemingly regressing. An opponent fighting for their head coach’s job. A backup quarterback. The Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry. Hate Week. And we don’t even get to blame Gary Danielson. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Missouri
We’re back on TV though I’m glad last week wasn’t, hitting the road for another divisional opponent, another Columbia (at least a better one), we’ve got injuries and moving violation, and our defense has allowed scoring in the last 5 quarters. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Kent State
The media giving Georgia the national championship after week 3, but are so overrated and this matchup is so bad they’re not even broadcasting it over the airwaves, the receiving corps dropping like flies, we’re burning redshirts faster than Brock Bowers on a jet sweep, and kickoff is at noon. What, me worry?
