Football
3 Things That Worry Me About LSU
The team has to use a bus for travel, they’ve been told they’re already in the playoffs, Vegas is pumping us up, we have a bad SECCG record and especially against LSU. And it’s the last time time we get Gary on the broadcast. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Georgia Tech
The only thing keeping UGA out of the CFP is our little brother. It’s a noon kick, the weather will be crap, and there’s no telling who walks for Senior Day. Clean, Old Fashioned Misery. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Kentucky
We might be down another DB, our QB either has arm trouble or a girlfriend on the trainer staff, Kentucky has nothing to lose and UGA has nothing to gain, and it will be colder than Elon Musk’s onboarding process. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Mississippi State
Dealing with a hangover, the national media suddenly fawning all over the place, continuing to deal with injuries, a QB that had to change his phone number, facing a pirate and a record-setting quarterback. And we don’t even get Gary to tell us how we’re not Alabama. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Vanderbilt
First we couldn’t run the ball, now we can’t throw the ball. Our QB might be injured and it’s a trap game before our bye week. Plus, we might try to run Isaiah McKenzie on 4th down. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Auburn
A Bulldog team seemingly regressing. An opponent fighting for their head coach’s job. A backup quarterback. The Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry. Hate Week. And we don’t even get to blame Gary Danielson. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Missouri
We’re back on TV though I’m glad last week wasn’t, hitting the road for another divisional opponent, another Columbia (at least a better one), we’ve got injuries and moving violation, and our defense has allowed scoring in the last 5 quarters. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Kent State
The media giving Georgia the national championship after week 3, but are so overrated and this matchup is so bad they’re not even broadcasting it over the airwaves, the receiving corps dropping like flies, we’re burning redshirts faster than Brock Bowers on a jet sweep, and kickoff is at noon. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About South Carolina
An SEC opener against a team sporting a former Heisman candidate quarterback, with passe’ EDM music endlessly blaring, echoed by a rooster with an identity crisis, and all being competed in the asphalt capital of the South**.…What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Samford
Fresh off a top 15 beatdown, moving up in the polls, the first time for many on Dooley Field, our SEC East rivals waiting for us to stumble, facing Kirby Smart’s old boss…What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Oregon
The season after our last national championship provided an opportunity to repeat. But those dreams were derailed by a guy in a dome named Dan. So here we are …What, me worry?
3 (MORE) Things That Worry Me About Alabama
A narrative on our coach in his young career, projected onto the entire football program, steadily hammered home over more than a dozen years, very recently reinforced with vigor and verve, extrapolated to a 41 year drought, even though 128 would pay handsomely to take our place. …What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Michigan
The last time we played football, Saban painfully obtained the Mind Stone, and our opponent not only hit their proverbial womp rat with an updated T-16, but ROTJ’d their way into a #2 national ranking. Facing the best defense and best rushing offense we’ve seen all season…What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Alabama
Georgia is going to the SEC Championship Game, only having to defeat Nick Saban, the Alabama Crimson Tide football team, Gary Danielson’s man crush, and an SEC officiating crew that opted not to renew their vision benefits during open enrollment. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Charleston Southern
We’re the number 1 team in the land and we’re playing an FCS school with a losing record. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Tennessee
Georgia crosses the northern border for another dance with the dentally-challenged, another chance to be dethroned by a clicking UT offense, turf management that is better suited for a municipal driving range, and narrated by Gary. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Missouri
We’re coming off maybe our worst offensive performance since Labor Day, we still don’t have a full complement of playmakers on the outside, we’re facing a pass-happy offense that is used to shootouts, and one of the top running back in the country, all with a noon kick. What, me worry?
3 Things That Worry Me About Florida
There’s a quarterback controversy, it just happens to be for both teams. Florida is reeling and has nothing to lose, Georgia is riding high with everything to lose. Facing a Grantham defense that can’t lose to us every time, can it? We will be blessed with the opinions of Gary Danielson on how we fall flat in comparison to Alabama. All in Duval County where dreams go to die. What, me worry?
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