Dealing with a hangover, the national media suddenly fawning all over the place, continuing to deal with injuries, a QB that had to change his phone number, facing a pirate and a record-setting quarterback. And we don’t even get Gary to tell us how we’re not Alabama. What, me worry?
We’re back on TV though I’m glad last week wasn’t, hitting the road for another divisional opponent, another Columbia (at least a better one), we’ve got injuries and moving violation, and our defense has allowed scoring in the last 5 quarters. What, me worry?
The media giving Georgia the national championship after week 3, but are so overrated and this matchup is so bad they’re not even broadcasting it over the airwaves, the receiving corps dropping like flies, we’re burning redshirts faster than Brock Bowers on a jet sweep, and kickoff is at noon. What, me worry?
An SEC opener against a team sporting a former Heisman candidate quarterback, with passe’ EDM music endlessly blaring, echoed by a rooster with an identity crisis, and all being competed in the asphalt capital of the South**.…What, me worry?
A narrative on our coach in his young career, projected onto the entire football program, steadily hammered home over more than a dozen years, very recently reinforced with vigor and verve, extrapolated to a 41 year drought, even though 128 would pay handsomely to take our place. …What, me worry?
The last time we played football, Saban painfully obtained the Mind Stone, and our opponent not only hit their proverbial womp rat with an updated T-16, but ROTJ’d their way into a #2 national ranking. Facing the best defense and best rushing offense we’ve seen all season…What, me worry?
Georgia is going to the SEC Championship Game, only having to defeat Nick Saban, the Alabama Crimson Tide football team, Gary Danielson’s man crush, and an SEC officiating crew that opted not to renew their vision benefits during open enrollment. What, me worry?
Georgia crosses the northern border for another dance with the dentally-challenged, another chance to be dethroned by a clicking UT offense, turf management that is better suited for a municipal driving range, and narrated by Gary. What, me worry?
We’re coming off maybe our worst offensive performance since Labor Day, we still don’t have a full complement of playmakers on the outside, we’re facing a pass-happy offense that is used to shootouts, and one of the top running back in the country, all with a noon kick. What, me worry?
There’s a quarterback controversy, it just happens to be for both teams. Florida is reeling and has nothing to lose, Georgia is riding high with everything to lose. Facing a Grantham defense that can’t lose to us every time, can it? We will be blessed with the opinions of Gary Danielson on how we fall flat in comparison to Alabama. All in Duval County where dreams go to die. What, me worry?