College Football Bowls
This is my mistake, let me make it good...
Peel back the mountains, peel back the sky, Stomp gravity into the floor...
The last time we played football, Saban painfully obtained the Mind Stone, and our opponent not only hit their proverbial womp rat with an updated T-16, but ROTJ’d their way into a #2 national ranking. Facing the best defense and best rushing offense we’ve seen all season…What, me worry?
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Georgia is facing a team that inexplicably lost to an inferior opponent from the opening whistle, lost a couple of close conference games, won most of their games though with no blowouts and closer than they should have been, and yet beat their oldest rival. All just a couple of days after Coach Mark Richt hangs up his headset. What, me worry?
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"The Granddaddy Of Them All"
Cardinals, Bizarro Bulldogs, Cyclones, Tigers, Huskies, Nittany Lions, Hurricanes, and Badgers.
Demon Deacons, Aggies, Sun Devils, Wolfpack, Wildcats, Still More Wildcats, Trojans, and Buckeyes (LOL!)
Cavaliers, Midshipmen, Cowboys, Hokies, Cardinal, Horned Frogs, Spartans, and Cougars... Oh, my!