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The Friday Tailgate

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: SEP 03 Chick-Fil-A Kickoff Game - Oregon vs Georgia Photo by David J. Griffin/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images

This is the Friday Tailgate, our best effort to recreate the camaraderie of your traditional tailgate, only without the annoyance of mosquitos or the guy who shows up and eats off the spread without ever bringing anything himself. Maestro, the music:

About last night….

Memphis held off an attack by the Naval Academy 28-24 to remain among the ranks of the undefeated. It wasn’t the prettiest football. But if you’re watching AAC football on a Thursday night in September you’re not there for pretty.

Over or Under?

With that minimal preamble let’s move onto the main event of our little soirée. The Alan Parsons Project sang about the games people play, and this one is ours. Dawg Sports readers I ask you, over or under?

  1. Carson Beck throws 3.9 touchdowns.
  2. Spencer Rattler throws 2.9 touchdowns.
  3. Spencer Rattler throws 1.9 interceptions.
  4. Mekhi Mews scores 0.9 touchdowns.
  5. Brock Bowers scores 0.9 touchdowns.
  6. Kendall Milton rushes for 59.9 yards.
  7. Roderick Robinson rushes for 59.9 yards.
  8. South Carolina rushes for 79.9 yards.
  9. Malaki Starks intercepts 0.9 passes.
  10. South Carolina scores 9.9 points.
  11. Georgia wins by 27.5 points.

Until later…

Go ‘Dawgs!!!