If you’ve watched enough college football on television you know the moment. That point late in the game when the camera pans to the losing coach. He’s standing there, looking like his wife left him and/or his dog died, and you wonder “what is that poor guy thinking right now?”
We’re here to answer just that sort of hard question, every week. In the waning moments of Georgia’s 48-7 shellacking of South Carolina this was Gamecock coach Shane Beamer:
I ask you, gentle reader: What was Shane Beamer thinking?
a) “Last year they had, like, a hundred five stars. Now it might be, like, two hundred.”
b) “Why does this entire city smell like asphalt?”
c) “Last night I had another weird dream about that stupid chicken mascot. This is not healthy. I need to make some changes.”
d) “I really want that membership to Augusta National but I’m not sure I want it this bad.”
Feel free to drop your guesses for what was going on in Shane Beamer’s head in the comments. Until later….