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Chapel Bell Curve: The Volunteers are a Sovereign Citizen Militia

NCAA Football: Auburn at Georgia
“Pardon me sir, do you have time to talk about the gospel according to Dan Lanning.”
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Justin and Nathan are back with you today to preview the Dawgs upcoming tilt against the Volunteers up north. Topics include:

  • An update on our Charity campaign
  • A rare moment of sincerity
  • Nathan restrains himself in:re to Knoxville
  • Other than representing a state full of water stealers, this UT team is pretty good
  • Many, many stats, courtesy of Josh over at Dawg Stats, SEC Stat Cat, and CFB_Stats
  • The official cocktail of CBC
  • Questions on folding chair

Note: The official cocktail of CBC, “The Coosa Libre” is assembled from one full-sugar Cheerwine, approximately 3 ounces of good but not great bourbon, and lime juice to taste. Garnish with lime or the existential dread that haunts your every step as a Georgia fan. It’s very good.

If you want to hear more from us, check out our Patreon. This year, we are excited that we will be donating all of our Patreon contributions to UGA Football’s Dawgs for Pups initiative, which is working to deliver much-needed resources to Clarke county students during this time of digital learning. We know that this is a time where people are looking for a greater sense of community, so we’d love to see you over at our discord server, which all Patreon subscribers get access to. Check it out here.

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