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Chapel Bell Curve: Hating Auburn Grammatically

Bringing the noise on adjectives and football

Georgia v Arkansas
The mailman visits 20 for 29 times a day.
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It doesn’t matter when it happens, it’s always worth hating Auburn. Nathan and Justin are back today to give you what you need, including:

  • Three inexplicable minutes on grammar
  • Subjective narratives
  • Objective reasons to hate Auburn
  • Stats (and reasons Stetson Bennet is as good as Kyle Trask)
  • Reader questions
  • Poetry
  • About ten minutes on the Star Wars Legends Canon

If you want to hear more from us, check out our Patreon. This year, we are excited that we will be donating all of our Patreon contributions to UGA Football’s Dawgs for Pups initiative, which is working to deliver much-needed resources to Clarke county students during this time of digital learning. We know that this is a time where people are looking for a greater sense of community, so we’d love to see you over at our discord server, which all Patreon subscribers get access to. Check it out here.

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Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray