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Chapel Bell Curve: Tell Your D(awg)og I Said “Hi”

In which we prove that a) Justin has a weakness for border collies and b) Xenon, girl of the 21st century would be a pretty good offensive coordinator.

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It’s that time of the week again when some of you — for truly unfathomable reasons — decide to pay attention to two completely unqualified “personalities” (?) for around an hour. Today, Nathan and Justin bring you their Texas A&M preview. Highlights include:

  • Justin’s traitorous weakness for Ms. Rev
  • Nathan’s traitorous weakness for Smokey
  • Justin watching as, in slow motion, Nathan practices his weekly meltdown about the offense
  • A statistical preview *silently clenches every muscle thinking about Saturday*
  • Some very trolly #askcbc questions
  • An All-Disney properties starting offense

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