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Rhymes, Stories and Dreams of a Zip City

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War Chicken, Fail on the Field, Never to Conquer Always to Yield.

War Chicken, Bleed Black and Blue, we’re gonna whoop on you. Rah Rah Rah!

Kill the cheerleaders, strike down the band. What the heck, what heck, we’ll your neck, hey!

War chicken, you’ll always be the same of Dixie Land!

Speaking of the East Alabama Plainers, here’s to hoping for a shutout of Auburn this weekend for a whole different version of Zip City....

If you’re one of these Georgia fans that just has to waller in Larry Munson pessimism, then the Banner Society is just the ticket.

George Pickens wears his emotions on his sleeve at times. Could that be a worry on Saturday?

Trench Warfare? It’ll be a big part of Saturday’s game. The Red & Black looks at it.

Looks like the Gumps are #MadOnline about the CFP Rankngs

The Lady Dawgs may be 2-0, but the most recent win was filled with more mistakes than desired.

Since it’s Auburn Friday - you need Lewis Grizzard’s Dawg Story in your life...

We are playing Auburn. Sanford Stadium. National Television. Winner wins the Southeastern Conference; goes to the Sugar Bowl.

85,000 people jammed into Sanford Stadium. National television audience. This game is on the Armed Service Network. People in Switzerland are seeing this ballgame. Going everywhere.

The band cranks up “Glory, Glory to Ole Georgia” and our team comes running out. 85,000 stand as one.

We are led by our gallant mascot, UGA-U-G-A. What a dog! What a gorgeous dog. What a symbol of ferocity. But UGA ain’t real smart. UGA did not realize he was at a football game. Nor did he realize he was on national television, and was going into living rooms the width and breadth of this great nation.

And there, in front of all them people, he began to lick himself where dogs occasionally want to lick themselves, ok?

We don’t have to get any more graphic than that.

Bubba an’ Earl sittin’ on the fifty.

Bubba sees the dog, punches earl and said, ‘Earl, look at that dog. Dadgum, I wish I could do that.’

Earl said, ‘ Bubba, that dog’ll bite you!’”

Georgia can clinch the SEC East with a win Saturday at Auburn...just like in 2002...

Go Dawgs!