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Your College Football Bowl Game Television Schedule

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Well, well, well. It’s Bowl Season again. Your Georgia Bulldogs are meeting up with the Texas Longhorns a bit sooner than most of us had anticipated. But I love the Sugar Bowl, and Texas isn’t in the Big 10, so I’m happy as a clam. We’ve got the Orange Bowl and the Cotton Bowl, of course. Where “the 4 best teams in the country” will be matched up. We have a Cheribundi Tart Cherry Boca Raton Bowl and a Famous Idaho Potato Bowl and a Cheez-It Bowl (yum)... and, heck, the Techies even get to play in something called the Quick Lane Bowl. Now if you think about it, that’s pretty funny. Cause they were at the Quick Lane Bowl last year, too.

What? This Quick Lane Bowl has something to do with automotive service and Michigan in December? Well, last year’s looks more fun.

Anyway, there are no shortage of games to occupy your last two weeks of December. And I suggest you enjoy them, because it’s gonna be a long winter. Here you go: