Why Auburn Sucks: An Exercise In Community Participation

Maestro, if you will:

It’s Hate Week, y’all. In these parts we dislike Tennessee. We’re not fans of Florida. And we mostly just pity Georgia Tech. But the team we really don’t care for is the one camped out in a shanty town on the outskirts of Opelika, at least until the check clears.

The reasons are many and varied. And that’s where you come in. There are as many reasons to hate Auburn as there are UGA fans. And so what I’d like you to do to kick off this Auburn Hate Week is to list just one reason why you hate Auburn. But do not repeat any reason that has already been written. Don’t worry, there are plenty to go around.

Show us what you’ve got, commentariat. And...

Go ‘Dawgs!!!