What was Gus Malzahn thinking?

It’s that time again. Time to puzzle out what the opposing coach was thinking as Kirby Smart and the boys were running through his team on the way to victory. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Gustav Bartholomew Malzahn right after D’Andre Swift galloped 77 yards for a touchdown to put Saturday’s game out of reach.

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What. Was. Gus. Thinking?

a) “I oughta get me a guy like that. Where’s that Yella Fella’s phone number again...”

b) “Where have you gone, Kerryon Johnson? Wartigle Nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Boohoohoooooo.”

c) “Saban’s gonna tack my hide to the wall like a Cheryl Tiegs poster.”

d) “ Thank goodness $32 million sure buys a lot of patience.....OH SON OF A....!!!”

e) .....

Feel free to vote or include your suggestions in the comments, and Go ‘‘Dawgs!!!