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What was Dan Mullen thinking?

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NCAA Football: Florida at Georgia Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports

It’s that time again. Time for a deep dive into the mind of a mad man. Not insane, per se. Just really displeased. Pissed off, even. It’s time to ask ourselves what was going through the mind of the head coach of Georgia’s latest gridiron victim as it all fell apart. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Florida coach Dan Mullen, right after Jake Fromm hit Terry Godwin for a 24 yard touchdown pass to put Georgia up by two touchdowns:

NCAA Football: Florida at Georgia Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports

What. Was. Dan. Mullen. Thinking?

a) “At least when this crap happened in Starkville I got that great ice cream after the game.”

b) “Why do Fromm and Godwin keep doing this to me? I’ve kicked some puppies in my time, but I don’t think I ever kicked theirs.”

c) “When these people find out how much I loathe Sister Hazel I am 100% getting canned.”

d) “I haven’t seen a beating like this since someone stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.”

So which is it? What was Dan Mullen putting together in his head as his team was falling apart?

Go ‘Dawgs!!!