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Friday Morning Dawg Bites Cried So Many Nights

Un-cry these tears...

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I’m not over it. I’m just not. It’s times like these that I find myself with the need to drink what can only be called an ill-considered amount of Mr. Boston on the rocks, wrap up in my Georgia Bulldogs snuggie, and step into my richly-appointed, fogged-up shower. For I am Toni Braxton, the Dawgs are Tyson Beckford, and LSU is a hit-and-run driver:

Now on to your Friday Morning Dawg Bites (which as it turns out, is fairly light... even for a bye week):

  • And here’s some good news:

That’s all for now, folks. Until next time...

Un-break my heart...