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A thing happened last Saturday. I don’t want to talk about it. I don’t want to think about it. Other things will happen this weekend. As they won’t include the University of Georgia, I won’t have to concern myself with them. But maybe you want to... so here they are:
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On to my picks for your best viewing options in each time slot...
Thursday
Stanford Cardinal @ Arizona State Sun Devils, 9:00 p.m., ESPN
Mid-week PAC 12 After Dark. Ahh... darkness. Surrounding us... like when the Sun finally burns out and our existence sinks into nothingness.
Friday
Colorado State Rams @ Boise State Broncos, 9:00 p.m., ESPN2
The Mountain West... where you can be 3-4 and still tied for 2nd place in your division. Then again, if you’re in the Mountain West, nothing really matters anyway now does it? Kind of reminds me of life...
Saturday Noon
#6 Michigan Wolverines @ #24 Michigan State Spartans, 12:00 p.m., FOX
You know what might make us all feel better? Watching what passes for football in the Big 10. Nah. The only thing that can kill this pain is a bottle of bourbon... maybe a handful of random pills...
Saturday Afternoon
#16 N.C. State Wolfpack @ #3 Clemson Tigers, 3:30 p.m., ESPN
This game does present the possibility of celebrating the misery of others... so that’s nice.
Evening
#22 Mississippi St. Bulldogs @ #5 LSU Tigers, 7:00 p.m., ESPN
Sure. Why not? Torture yourself.
Late Night
Arizona Wildcats @ UCLA Bruins, 10:30 p.m., ESPN2
With any luck, you’ll be unconscious by now.
That’s all for this week, folks. Until next time...