Is there anything more American than college football? I think not.
Unless it’s spending the weekend at the lake with friends. Also pretty darned American.
But what if you could combine the two? Well, then you’d be Jacob Eason or Isaac Nauta and you’d be awesome.
I don’t want to get to far ahead of myself. But i would like to point out that photos of Matt Stafford and Knowshon Moreno horsing around with a frosting gun surfaced in the fall of 2007, right before Georgia’s last Sugar Bowl win. And video of Aaron Murray attempting to knock a can off a guy’s head with a football emerged during the spring of 2011, right before Georgia won an eastern division title. Logic dictates that 2017 is now bound to be a successful season. Thanks, Skinny. And yay America.