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Gym Dogs Do That Thing We Do Against Florida

You know, that thing we do where we don’t so much “compete” against them as we “just flat-out lose” to them.

Yeah.
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I hate Florida. That is all.

Rotation 1: Uneven Bars - 49.100

Hayley Sanders - 9.05
Morgan Reynolds - 9.80
Lauren Johnson - 9.85
Sydney Snead - 9.875
Rachel Dickson - 9.825
Rachel Schick - 9.75

What, did you not hear me before? I. Hate. Florida.

Rotation 2: Vault - 49.100

Ashlyn Broussard - 9.775
Morgan Reynolds - 9.825
Beth Roberts - 9.825
Lauren Johnson - 9.85
Gigi Marino - 9.775
Rachel Dickson - 9.825

No, really. I. HATE. FLORIDA.

Rotation 3: Floor Exercise - 49.150

Morgan Reynolds - 9.875
Beth Roberts - 9.775
Vivi Babalis - 9.825
Sabrina Vega - 9.675
Rachel Dickson - 9.875
Gigi Marino - 9.80

As in, “everything that the Florida Gators represent stands completely, unequivocally, diametrically opposed to everything the Georgia Bulldogs represent.” I. Hate. Florida.

Rotation 4: Balance Beam - 49.175

Sabrina Vega - 9.80
Hayley Sanders - 9.75
Rachel Dickson - 9.85
Morgan Reynolds - 9.775
Vivi Babalis - 9.90
Rachel Schick - 9.85

Stupid Florida. Go do an election recount or something.

Conclusion: Georgia Gym Dogs - 196.525, Florida Gym Hated-by-Vineyarddawgs - 197.975

I hate Florida with the fire of a thousand suns being fueled by the fire of an additional thousand suns. That has never been more true than right now.

The Gym Dogs’ next meet will be next Friday, February 17, at the GymQuarters Mardi Gras Invitational meet in St. Charles, Missouri. It will be a 4-team meet, and we will be competing against #1 Oklahoma, #2 LSU, and #14 Missouri.

The meet will start at about 7:15 PM Eastern Time, and will be streamed online by FloGymnastics. In order to watch the meet, you’ll have to purchase a 1-month subscription to FloGymnastics for $19.97.

I hate Florida.

Go Dawgs!