What Was Paul Johnson Thinking?

Once again it's time for us to go inside the mind of a man whose football team just lost to the Georgia Bulldogs. This time our subject is none other than the super genius himself, Paul Newman Cromwell Moriarty Johnson, Jr.*

Ladies and gentlemen, this was Paul Johnson's face right after D'Andre Swift went up and over the top to put Georgia ahead 31-7, effectively putting the game out of reach.

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What. Was. Paul. Johnson. Thinking?

a) Well, like Meatloaf said "two out of four ain't bad."

b) Man, if I coached somewhere with actual expectations I'd be in a lot of trouble right now.

c) Call me crazy, but I think the Chipotle queso is pretty spiffy.

d) Still technically ahead of Florida State.....

e) Thank goodness, bowl practice really would've screwed with my woodshop time.

As always, feel free to propose your own alternative Johnsonisms in the comments.

Go Dawgs!!!

*Not actually his full name. At least so far as I'm aware.