What was Mark Stoops thinking?

It’s once again time to go spelunking in the cerebral crevices of the coach of the team your Georgia Bulldogs just played. In this case that means Kentucky Wildcats boss Mark Stoops.

This was Stoops’ face after Sony Michel’s third touchdown run of the day, the fifth overall for Bulldog tailbacks. Ladies and gentlemen, what was Mark Stoops thinking?

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A) Everybody always wants to talk about Bob. Bob! Bob! Bob!!!

B) They’re going to graduate. They’re going to graduate, and it’s going to get better. They’re going to graduate...

C) I’m still not buying Ryan Reynolds as a superhero.

D) My next contract is going to be 30% bourbon.

As always feel free to suggest your own options in the comments, and ...

Go ‘Dawgs!!!