Welcome to What Was He Thinking?, a new weekly feature in which we delve deep into the minds of opposing coaches at key moments during their recent game against the Georgia Bulldogs.
Ladies and gentlemen, as Sony Michel was busting loose on a 50 yard touchdown run to put Georgia up 35-7 cameras caught Derek Mason making this face:
What. Was. Derek. Mason. Thinking?
a) Where does Kirby get such wonderful toys?!?!?!
b) Why does the kid at Chipotle always tell me the guacamole is extra when I’ve been there every Tuesday for the past 78 weeks? I’m not the guy from Memento, I totally remember stuff like that.
c) My God, he’s like a Ferrari with rap skills.
d) I would look badass with a goatee.
e) Living in Knoxville wouldn’t actually be that bad.....
Feel free to weigh in on these choices or to suggest your own in the comments. And....