Week 4 sure sucked, huh? Well strap-in kids cause Week 5 promises to elevate the suckage to previously unseen levels. Get your Maker's ready... this is...
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Connecticut Huskies @ #6 Houston Cougars. 8 pm, ESPN
I sincerely doubt the same Huskies who lost to Syracuse and Navy will put up much of a fight against Tom Herman's Cougars. But its a weak Thursday lineup and this is likely as good as it gets.
#7 Stanford Cardinal @ #10 Washington Huskies, 9 pm, ESPN
These Huskies have a significantly better chance of success. This is a simply outstanding game for a Friday night and if you haven't watched much PAC 12 football this season (which I haven't), here's your chance. Seriously though U-DUB, drop the "Dawgs" thing. You really can't pull it off.
#14 Miami Hurricanes @ Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets, 12 pm, ESPN2
Mark Richt returns to the field which bears his name. Now, I'm not one of those people who is going to derive some sort of strange pleasure out of watching Mark Richt find success at Miami (although he's a good guy and I hope he does). I am, however, one of those people that derives all kinds of pleasure out of watching Tech struggle. Given Richt's history on North Avenue, this game presents a fantastic opportunity for exactly that.
#11 Tennessee Volunteers @ #25 Georgia Bulldogs, 3:30 pm, CBS
This should go well. And I'm sure the incoherent ramblings of Gary Danielson will make the experience that much better. FML.
#8 Wisconsin Badgers @ #4 Michigan Wolverines, 3:30 pm, ABC
When you just can't take the Georgia game anymore, flip over to ABC and punish yourself further with the majesty of Big 10 football.
#3 Louisville Cardinals @ #5 Clemson Tigers, 8 pm, ABC
After the disaster at 3:30, what could make my day better? I know what you're thinking but, unfortunately, I've already been told that ABC won't televise footage of me clipping Bobby Petrino with my sideview mirror while he rides his motorcycle with a Louisville co-ed. So we'll have to settle for hoping Dabo's boys can take care of business in lieu of that more satisfying ending.
Wyoming Cowboys @ Colorado State Rams, 10:15 pm, ESPNU
Late Night Bobo-ball, y'all! WOOHOO!!!
That's all for this week folks. Until next time...