Much of the actual news and analysis produced by the Dawg Sports team goes on this site. But there's a darker, more snarky place to find Dawg Sports takes on the college sports world: the Dawg Sports Twitter account. It's full of terrible, unfair, mean, and snarky things said about Georgia Bulldog opponents and the college landscape in general. Some of you have the good sense to stay off Twitter. Too bad. Because we're bringing some of the highlights of Dawg Sports Twitter to you. We apologize in advance. (Additional warning: mild, sporadic profanity. Be aware.)
The Week in Review
Somebody in the Mizzou athletic offices discovered a zombie apocalypse headed for Columbia & posted it on slack. https://t.co/EXeWPp1Qln— Dawg Sports (@dawgsports) July 29, 2016
Well, if you don't ask the answer is always "no."
Hey @RockMNation, I'm kind of between gigs, could I come be your athletic director? Will bring my own pens.— Dawg Sports (@dawgsports) July 28, 2016
Steve Spurrier is a Gator once again. To be fair he could have made this switch last offseason and no one would have noticed the difference.
So, the same role he had at South Carolina last year. https://t.co/JErzfBXa5b— Dawg Sports (@dawgsports) July 29, 2016
Gerry. Freakin'. DiNardo. We didn't find this picture, merely retweeted it. But it's Gerry DiNardo.
If a goat with a brain parasite swung a golf club, it would still beat Bret Bielema in match play, 4 up with 3 holes to go.
When Charles Barkley could give you swing tips it's time to take up tennis. https://t.co/dWvyvfDF2R— Dawg Sports (@dawgsports) July 29, 2016
In case you were wondering, we still hate Auburn.
The last one was shot on location in Auburn in one take. Like the world's shittiest Jimmy Eat World video. https://t.co/04ycUG0nPR— Dawg Sports (@dawgsports) July 29, 2016
I have a world of respect for Duke head coach David Cutcliffe. Nevertheless he got a commitment from a Georgia high school prospect, couldn't name him personally due to NCAA rules, and therefore did the next best thing: sent a really stupid Tweet that made us fear he'd suffered a stroke.
Somebody make sure Coach Cut's okay I think he may have been in the sun too long. https://t.co/v8SbwTR7kj— Dawg Sports (@dawgsports) July 29, 2016
Finally, Iowa fans got really, really upset that SB Nation's Bill Connolly pointed out that they lost to the good teams they played last season, lost key players from that 2 loss 2015 squad, and as a result are not going to win the Big Ten this season. We obviously chose to make fun of Iowa fans.
It's not college football season until angry fans call out @SBN_BillC for using "numbers" and "logic" and stuff.— Dawg Sports (@dawgsports) July 28, 2016
Why? Because it's the offseason and we have to stay in shape somehow.
Okay, I've taken an anonymous Twitter jab at a perfectly nice Iowa fan for misspelling "Colin Cowherd." It's officially time for kickoff.— Dawg Sports (@dawgsports) July 28, 2016
That's it for this week. Until later . . .