I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that maybe watching college football just isn't for me anymore. When my wife asks me to change the channel to the SEC Network this week, I may just politely and respectfully pass.
There are just so many other ways I could productively spend that time. For instance, I could pull my molars out with a pair of pliers. That would certainly be less painful. I could try to teach a chimpanzee how to drive a car. That would certainly be less infuriating. Or I could simultaneously read "The Bell Jar" and watch "The Deer Hunter" while listening to Joy Division. That would certainly be less depressing. All these options would likely result in a better outcome than watching Saturday's games.
But I know some of you still like it, so here's one way you could choose to spend your weekend (if the options I've given you don't sound appealing):
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Sure. Why not...?
Alright, this is more like it. As you may know by now, I don't much care for rankings and the like. So I just want to see Navy beat Notre Dame once again... and this year looks like a good opportunity. The Midshipmen are playing quality football and the Fighting Irish are not. Plus, if Navy can take down college football savior Tom Herman, surely they can knock Brian Kelly down a peg.
See what I mean? All these ranked teams and not a midday matchup between any of them as far as the eye can see. I guess I'll settle for Bert-ball.
Pac-12 After Dark.
That's all for this week folks. Until next time...