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Disney Dawgs: A Bulldog's Life for Me

Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports


For my last Hate Week entry, I wanted to focus more on who we are than on who the Gators are. Like the Dawgs themselves, this poem has some optimism, pessimism, and other things in between. I don't think we have a snowball's chance in Gainesville tomorrow, but I figured the least I could do was to parody a song that will get stuck in your head for hours. Y'all are welcome.

Original Version:

Karaoke Version:

A Bulldog's Life for Me


Yo ho, yo ho, a Bulldog's life for me.
We wear red, we wear black, we don't like orange.
Drink up, me Dawgies, yo ho.
We call Dawgs and ring bells and take our revenge.
Drink up, me Dawgies, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a Bulldog's life for me.
We run and we throw it, we tackle and sack.
Drink up, me Dawgies, yo ho.
We sizzle and fizzle and switch quarterbacks.
Drink up, me Dawgies, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a Bulldog's life for me.
We deep fry and grill and tailgate and Dawg Walk.
Drink up, me Dawgies, yo ho.
We drain dry the city, we like to trash talk.
Drink up, me Dawgies, yo ho.

We hate Gnats and Gators and Barners and Vols.
Drink up, me Dawgies, yo ho.
And Gamecocks and Tigers, we hate one and all.
Drink up, me Dawgies, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a Bulldog's life for me.
We've kickers and punters and make some field goals.
Drink up, me Dawgies, yo ho.
And many years, we play Big 10 in bowls.
Drink up, me Dawgies, yo ho.

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