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Disney Dawgs: Gator Lumps and Losers

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Halloween is almost upon us, as is the time when the unwashed Gator masses descend upon Jacksonville. This is a nice, spooky Halloweenesque song that can easily be tweaked to expound on the less than savory characters with which decent Dawg fans will be forced to mingle this weekend. So beware, Dawgs, of the Gators that will walk among us in Jacksonville. To steal a quote from Phantom of the Opera, 'Keep your hand at the level of your eyes." Should you happen to meet any good Gators...nah, let's stay focused on real fantasies like our prospects for victory and the likelihood that our CBS-broadcasted game will be over in fewer than 4 hours.

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Gator Lumps and Losers


They're urnge, they're blue.
They've mullet ‘dos.
They're jerks, they're louts.
They're all about.

They chomp, they cheer.
They stomp, they jeer.
They're rude and crude.
They don't endear.

Beware, beware.
For those Gators, Dawgs, prepare.

A Gator lump or loser can be an amuser.
A Gator lump or loser's quite brain-dead, dead, dead, dead.
The Gator mascot chooser is a grand confuser
because he made a crocodile instead, stead, stead, stead.

They're undisciplinary, so better be wary,
because they love to poke you in the eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.
If class is what you value, it's not in those yahoos.
They make themselves so easy to despise.

Beware, beware,
For those Gators, Dawgs, prepare.

They're undisciplinary, so better be wary,
Because they love to poke you in the eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.
If class is what you value, it's not in those yahoos.
They make themselves so easy to despise.

They're urnge, they're blue.
They've mullet ‘dos.
They're jerks, they're louts.
They're all about.

They chomp, they cheer.
They stomp, they jeer.
They're rude and crude.
They don't endear.

Beware, beware,
beware, beware, beware.

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