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It's HATE WEEK y'all!!!
So let's get this out of the way. I hate Florida. You hate Florida. We all hate Florida.
But unless you know some way to channel that hate into the arm, brain, and happy feet of Greyson Lambert, I don't see it making a whole hell of a lot of difference. So yeah, we're probably gonna lose this game. The sooner you come to terms with that, the sooner you can move on with your life. But who knows, maybe I'll be proven wrong and be pleasantly surprised.
That said, there are plenty of other games to distract you from thinking about what might have been. These are they:
Well, this should be a low scoring affair! The sheer amount of defense on display will surely put the 1985 Chicago Bears to shame! Gotta love the Big 12.
Come one, come all and gather your ammunition for any time some idiot says the SEC East is the weakest division in the Power 5 Conferences. Do yourself a favor and watch some ACC Atlantic Division football.
Does anyone really want to watch this? Probably not. But its better than the Big 10 crapfest on the other channels.
Come for the loyalty, stay for the commiseration.
You know what's sure to make you feel better after another Georgia loss? Watching some Notre Dame and putting your fist through the TV while listening to the announcers fellate the Fighting Irish. Don't do this to yourself. Take a break for an hour or two. Fly a kite. Adopt a kitten. Just don't attach the kitten to the kite. I know you'll be angry, but I repeat, DO. NOT. TIE. THE. KITTEN. TO. THE. KITE. Cats may have nine lives but falling from 30 stories up will take all of them.
When you've managed to tuck that anger into a little ball and bury it deep down inside just waiting for the next available opportunity for its reemergence, there are worse ways to drunkenly spend a Saturday night than watching Mike Leach football. I'll probably be in a coma... although right now its a push as to whether that will be from alcohol poisoning or throwing myself off my roof. We'll see how it goes.
That's all for this week folks. Until next time...
*It should be noted that I choose not to acknowledge the polls because, frankly, they have no impact on anything whatsoever. I'll consider reintroducing them when the Playoff Committee rankings come out if I can be bothered to do so... but I wouldn't count on it.