Today's entry brings home the truth that no matter how our season's going, we Dawgs can be thankful that at least we're not Gators. The song itself is short because the scene in which it's featured involves a lot of posturing, dancing, and BSing, which is appropriate for this rivalry. We also get the bonus of watching poor Baloo learn about the inevitable ineffectiveness of fake juice. (His headgear still looks better than those black monstrosities we wore in '09.) Gators, we're not like you, and we're glad we're not like you. We don't wanna be like you.

Original Song:

Karaoke Version:

Don't Wanna Be Like You

Now, all good Dawgs hate the Gators,
those swampland, jorted jerks.
We want to drop them from the top
of East's ranks with big ol' smirks.

Don't wanna be no dang Gators
Strollin' ‘round Jacksonville.
Don't want to do the Gator chomp;
that motion, it makes me ill.

Oh, woofie doo,
don't wanna be like you.
Don't wanna think like you,
stink like you, too.
Y'all see, it's true.
Good Dawgs can't be—
we all agree—Gatoresque in view.

Now we know y'all hate us, Gators,
and we hate you all, too.
What we desire is football fire
to help us to beat you.
It ain't no secret, Gator,
we hate all you do.
But when you screw up, we know it's true, yup,
that we are not like you.

You!
Don't wanna be like you.
Don't wanna think like you,
stink like you, too.
Y'all see, it's true.
Good Dawgs can't be—
we all agree—
Gatoresque, you see.
Can't ever be
Gatoresque, you see.
Can't ever be
Gatoresque, you see.