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Disney Dawgs: Zip-A-Dee-Foot-Baw

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It's that time of year again when we all band together in our mutual hatred of all things Gator. I always try to do a themed poem for each day celebrating all of this loathing, and I wanted to go with a theme that captured this year's feelings going into Hate Week. Disney Dawgs are often so labeled because they're overly optimistic and can resemble Linus rambling on about the virtues of the Great Pumpkin. Like Fox Mulder, they want to believe in the supernatural no matter how much more rational people might tease them about their delusions. Now that I've used two characters that aren't Disney characters (because they'll never see it coming!), I'll jump into explaining this week.

As usual, there will be 5 parodies, one for each day of Hate Week. Each one will be based off of a Disney song and will reflect appropriate (and maybe sometimes inappropriate) hatred for our least favorite swamp lizards. Today's entry is simple and captures the child-like joy of Gator hate. Hopefully this song will put a spring in your step and Gator hatred in your heart.

The Original Version (straight from my Disney Singalong childhood):

Karaoke Version:

Zip-A-Dee-Foot-Baw


Zip-a-dee-foot-baw, zip-a-dee-ay.
My, oh, my, I hate Flurduh today.
Jacksonville sunshine headin' my way.
Zip-a-dee-foot-baw, zip-a-dee-ay!

They'll blame all on Tebow's shoulder.
It's a fact! It's actual.
Gator fans are unattractual.

Zip-a-dee-foot-baw, zip-a-dee-ay.
Wonderful loathing, wonderful hate.

Zip-a-dee-foot-baw, zip-a-dee-ay.
My, oh, my, I hate Flurduh today.
Jacksonville sunshine headin' my way.
Zip-a-dee-foot-baw, zip-a-dee-ay!

They'll blame all on Tebow's shoulder.
It's a fact! It's actual.
Gator fans are unattractual.

Zip-a-dee-foot-baw, zip-a-dee-ay.
Wonderful loathing, hating this way.

They'll blame all on Tebow's shoulder.
It's a fact! It's actual.
Hm, where is that Tebow?
Gator fans are unattractual.

Zip-a-dee-foot-baw, zip-a-dee-ay.
Wonderful loathing, wonderful hate.

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