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A Lyrical response to Today's Breaking Gurley News

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With apologies to The Angels and a hattip to The Ugas Departed...

Mike Zarrilli

[Spoken:]
He got suspended and you hung around
And mocked us, every night
And when we held on and gave Chubb the ball
You said things that weren't very nice

My Gurley's back and you're gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la my Gurley's back)
You see him comin' better cut out on the double
(Hey-la-day-la my Gurley's back)
You been spreading lies without any proof
(Hey-la-day-la my Gurley's back)
So look out now cause he's comin' after you

(Hey-la-day-la my Gurley's back)
(Hey, he knows that you been tryin')
(And he knows that you been lyin')

He's been gone for such a long time
(Hey-la-day-la my Gurley's back)
Now he's back and things'll be fine
(Hey-la-day-la my Gurley's back)
You're gonna be sorry you were ever born
(Hey-la-day-la my Gurley's back)
Cause he's kinda big and he's awful strong
(Hey-la-day-la my Gurley's back)

(Hey we know he wasn't cheatin'!)
(Now you're gonna get a beatin'!)

(What made you think we'd believe all your lies?)
(Wah-ooo, wah-ooo)
(You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
(Wah-ooo, wait and see)

My Gurley's back he's gonna save the Bulldog Nation
(Hey-la-day-la my Gurley's back)
If I were you I'd take a permanent vacation
(Hey-la, hey-la, my Gurley's back)

Yeah, my Gurley's back
(La-day-la, my Gurley's back)
Look out now, yeah, my Gurley's back
(La-day-la, my Gurley's back)
I could see him comin'
(La-day-la, my Gurley's back)
So you better get a runnin'
(La-day-la, my Gurley's back)
Alright now
(La-day-la, my Gurley's back)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(La-day-la, my boyfriends's back)
My boyfriend's back now
(La-day-la, my Gurley's back)

[Fades]

Know he's comin' after you
(La-day-la, my Gurley's back)
Because we know he's been cleared now...