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The Dawg Wørd(s): July 22, 2012

As one might expect, with the level of traffic we regularly receive at Dawg Sports, we show up in a lot of search results. Generally, most of our search-result visitors have entered something fairly predictable, like "Georgia Bulldogs football," "did Georgia win last night," "What does Michael Adams have in common with Graham Spanier," or something like that. (Ok, not that last one. But still.)

And then, we have the outliers. Any comments by me are in (parentheses) below, and I have excluded all of the NSFW results. All of the following search terms have been used to reach a page or picture on the website within the last 7 days:

- british food
- georgia decriminalization cannabis
- mark richt record against steve (Which Steve? Detwiler? Spurrier? Or just that guy he plays pick-up basketball with on Tuesdays?)
- young stevie nicks
- thank god its friday georgia bulldogs
- 1997 world series
- jordan jenkins twitter choir
- moonlighting maddie
- the dawgs are coming, and hell followeth
- smiley whisky
- down goes frazier
- motivational posters faculty
- penned the letter
- which way did he go, which way did he go, george
- taz in love
- jefferson's credits (Which Jefferson? Jordan? Thomas? George?) - caddyshack be the ball
- brooks brown baseball mudhens 2012
- betty veronica
- cherokee dances with wolves
- lord farquaad sad
- little miami diamond dogs
- dig dugger
- crazy dancing guy gif
- roman bull dogs
- the letter d
- bubba watson camo outfit
- bowl weed
- worst face tattoos
- some people are like seasons quote
- id hit that tshirt (Yeah, man. I'd hit that t-shirt, too.)
- i corinthians 9:24
- screwdriver cartoon
- is thumb wars a sport
- sit in front row in class
- nick saban is a fraud
- how we gonna get our s*** straightened out without no ducks?
- wiz bombay sapphire
- man helping friend on ledge
- really, alcohol is legal, but pot isn't ??
- gif it crowd
- we are cool

From the "How do I Internet" department:
- www olympic 2012 football line d com
- auborn probation accreditation (snicker)
- powerrangersspdgames
- olympic athlets bude
- georgia bulldogs has 2 new 2012 sanford stadium
- georgia daegs

From the "Dang, are you in the wrong place" department:
- georgia to big 12 (You. Out.)
- sweet 16 back yard parties
- throwing the asu fork sign (I think you mean the shocker, sir)
- roast troll (Sorry, we stick to roast goat around here)
- georgia bulldogs new field turf sanford stadium (You again? OUT.)
- kitten mittens always sunny gif
- narrow margin 1990 film poster
- sun devils logo
- usc upstate campus pictures\
- abraham lincoln large pictures
- is it true that a lot of computers will fail in 2012
- army softball face paint
- full house cast

And finally, this week's edition of the Dawg Wørd(s) Mad Lib, where the blanks are filled in with (mostly) randomly chosen search terms:

The Georgia coaching staff was gathered around a conference table one quiet Saturday afternoon for a staff meeting, save for one person. All of a sudden, Mike Bobo burst in and said, "Hey, did you guys hear about the _apple pie shots_ at Penn State? Twitter is blowin' up about it!" "Shut up, Mike," Richt responded. "Just sit down at the table. We've been waiting for you for 20 minutes." "Oh, right, sorry guys," Bobo responded. "I had Carlton Thomas drive me here in a pinto through a field of _big beavers_, and he took forever to get around them. It ain't my fault my guys can't execute the plan."

"Shut up, Mike," Todd Grantham said. "I'm tired of waiting on you. The compliance office has been making us watch videos of _ringo starr and all star band 2012_." "Geez, I sure am sorry, guys," Bobo responded. "At least that's better than watching _stereotypical mexican sports_, though." "Shut up, Mike," Richt said. "Can we just start the meeting now, please?" "Oh, sure, boss," Bobo said. "It ain't like I've got a bunch of _women in french flag bathing suits_ in my car just waiting on me to get back." "Shut up, Mike!" responded all of the coaches in unison.

"Ok, so the first order of business is Special Teams," Richt said. "How are we going to keep from looking like _luka modric teeth_ again this year?" "How about hiring a special teams coach?" Grantham asked. "How about getting _notre dame touchdown jesus photo_ to do it for free, instead?" Bobo responded. "Shut up, Mike," Grantham said. "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard." "Still, it would be cheaper," Richt said. "Let's do that."

"Next we move on to offense," Richt then said. "Shut up, Mike, this doesn't concern you." I vote that we recruit _apollo 13 tom hanks_ to play running back this year, since our current crop is so depleted. And while we're at it, let's get _uga law hawk_ to play on the offensive line. Any objections?" It was difficult to hear exactly what Mike Bobo said at this point, since it was immediately greeted with a chorus of, "Shut up, Mike," by all coaches present.

"Finally, the defense," Richt continued. "You got this, Coach Grantham, so I don't see any need to discuss it." "Dang straight!" Mike Bobo replied. "Shut up, Mike," Coach Richt said. "Meeting dismissed."