As one might expect, with the level of traffic we regularly receive at Dawg Sports, we show up in a lot of search results. Generally, most of our search-result visitors have entered something fairly predictable, like "Georgia Bulldogs football," "did Georgia win last night," "What does Michael Adams have in common with Benito Mussolini," or something like that. (Ok, not that last one. But still.)
And then, we have the outliers. Any comments by me are in (parentheses) below, and I have excluded all of the NSFW results. All of the following search terms have been used to reach a page or picture on the dawgsports.com website within the last 7 days:
- latter day colossus
- please be quiet sign
- the two sweetest words in the english language de-fault
- trivial pursuit cards only
- pic brock landers chest rockwell
- moved sign
- step brothers dad
- 5 days out of the year there are no sports on
- partial profile
- lets just get drunk blogg
- shoplifting is a crime
- king troll
- grenade celebration endzone origin
- swagger time line pics
- panty sex (Marginally un-family-friendly, but really, who searches for this and ends up at Dawg Sports?)
- redhead bride
- chlamydia meme (Wooooo! Chlamydia's back, baby! Roll Tide!)
- nazis i hate these guys
- what do i need to know if i'm moving to texas (You need to know that the time there is always 10-to-9.)
- don't
- smart loldog
- funny kitty must act good
- sopranos pie, oh my painting
- beaver drunk
- a big ugly surprised face
- cookie monster gone thug (Mark Richt has lost control of cookie monster #thugookie)
- refrigerated house georgia bulldog
- people are not perfect except when they smile
From the "How do I Internet" department:
- gorgia fans rebuttle to player
- gearing up my match against,
- vivica a. vox
- boise states gelmets (snicker)
- florid florid cross 105 cv
- will "university of georgia" "student population" 2012
- airplane landing naw dawg dawg nah
- is it gud to wear black on saturday (No. No, it is not.) - poland butthurt places invest
From the "Dang, are you in the wrong place" department:
- ron zook carried off the field
- why no ricky williams heisman challenge (Yeah, he's a first-ballot hall of famer, dammit!)
- hanson 2004
- stetson football 2014 schedule
- ralph friedgen
- camel face close up
- double aa batteries
- reuters-for someone who had previously said 'i will never do nudity.
- the song behind the scenes of a wow! commercial with sherman the bulldog
- learning some calculus on your own (was told, no maffs, etc.) - what to wear with orange sandals
- car accident delanda flor 07/12/1 1
And finally, this week's edition of the Dawg Wørd(s) Mad Lib, where the blanks are filled in with (mostly) randomly chosen search terms:
With the offseason drawing towards its merciful conclusion, T. Kyle King decided that it was time, once again, to hold a Dawg Sports staff meeting. So, he called everyone together for what he dubbed a "preseason _why isn't lacrosse popular_ session." Despite Kyle's best efforts, however, this staff meeting ended in the same headache and frustration for him as all the others. It actually started rather promisingly, since MaconDawg actually showed up early carrying _pictures of a buster posey's wife_ with a big smile on his face (though he strongly smelled of bourbon, which of course is always the case). Then, however, DavetheDawg called in, saying that he had gotten caught up with _cajun man_ and wasn't going to be able to make it, after all. NCT then called to say that his _siam park wave pool_ was acting up, so he wasn't coming, either. Regrets then came pouring in from RedCrake, vineyarddawg, and Mr. Sanchez, who all, oddly enough, sounded like they were in a _bottle of jack daniels_, though they each claimed they were alone when asked. Ludakit called to say he was too busy recording _conway twitty albums_ for the next podcast, and Spears texted, "Just met Swedish _carrie bradshaw and stanford_, won't be there LOL."
Kyle was getting agitated by this point, but he remarked to a (drunk) MaconDawg, "At least we still have the _ugly french man_ to look forward to." MaconDawg belched loudly, then passed out.
The Quincy Carter of Accountants called in next, saying that he, podunkdawg, and chuckdawg had decided to stop and get some _ultimate collage football celing fans_, so they would be "a few hours late." Finally, Kyle said, "Ah, to heck with all y'all," and hopped on the next plane to Austria to go visit hailtogeorgia. (hailtogeorgia, you understand, is currently based in Australia.) Hopefully We all hope Kyle will find his way back before football season starts. Good luck, skipper.