As one might expect, with the level of traffic we regularly receive at Dawg Sports, we show up in a lot of search results. Generally, most of our search-result visitors have entered something fairly predictable, like "Georgia Bulldogs football," "did Georgia win last night," "T. Kyle King is a pothead," or something like that. (Ok, not that last one. But still.)
And then, we have the outliers. Any comments by me are in (parentheses) below, and I have excluded all of the NSFW results. All of the following search terms have been used to reach a page or picture on the dawgsports.com website within the last 7 days:
- cynthia nixon
- college basketball relegation
- fox bros white bbq sauce
- undressing
- madonna enthroned giotto
- ralph friedgen
- energy bus highlights
- arlington cemetery
- nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around
- analyst view of missouri competitiveness in sec football
- auburn probation
- holland futbol
- georgia tech engineering stereotypes
- chick fil a buffalo chicken sandwich
- newspaper cartoon
- men in black the rock highlander 2 quickening
- types of cheese at chick fil a
- new turf at davis wade stadium
- mark richt action photo
- fear and loathing meme
- cajun man
- mansion in slums
- what is turene
- so you think you can dance coach
- evil look
- al udeid air base
- aladdin gin
- the lion king circle of life holding simba
- only one receives the prize
- how to tell if a composite bat is cracked (Does it have a crack in it?)
- jack daniels bourbon (Uhhhh...)
- who did tom osborne lost 7 straight bowl games to
- american independence day
- stuttgart scorpions
- 1972 blazer
- i dare you i do
- the letter d
- pamela ewing dallas
- mesomorph women
- juice lewis
- doe and buck heart with the rebel flag pictures
- ascendant justice-gettysburg concept
- akimbo
- skipper penguin
- it was a drive by fruiting
- she's a daughter of the red and black
- invasive species broward
- rotary telephone
- why does bubba watson button his top button
- when will ncaa finaly punish or go after auburns cheating
- cheaters suck
- is it ok if i use director for woman director (As opposed to what? Directette?)
- well that escalated quickly
- girl running in stadium in purple
- gator bulldog i respectfully hate you
- polish soccer fans crying
- black heart shape
- churchill democracy is the worst quote
- boo mclee
- altered bat lawsuits
From the "How do I Internet" department:
- when do evanston bulldog football practice start
- you turned me inside out ...you around
- ing. tomei
- what are rice noodles (This actually falls more into the "How do I obvious question" column...)
- georgia sighn for football
- copper hockey
- ninja n
From the "Dang, are you in the wrong place" department:
- oregon uniforms
- georgia bulldogs conference change (You. GTFO.)
- winning falcons tickets
- zenga zenga lyrics english
- terry college of business logo (Redirects query to the legal department)
- buckeye helmet stickers
- bill cosby leonard
- miami slums
- kitten mittens gif
- 2003 rose bowl michigan vs usc
- horribly infected tattoos (Dude, what?)
- pictures of large woman using floaties
- ucla usc
- framed pictures of boise state football (Sorry, we only deal in hype videos here)
- i believe in lane kiffin
- funny pics of anything
- ringo and the all star band 2012
- i love south carolina gamecocks
- diana ross parents (What?)
- who is the lady in the blue jumpsuit in the aerosmith pink video
- hamlet cover page
And finally, this week's edition of the Dawg Wørd(s) Mad Lib, where the blanks are filled in with (mostly) randomly chosen search terms:
On the eve of his team's first Euro 2012 match Roy Hodgson was giving his boys from England a pep talk. "Wemember that this is youw time, lads," Woy said. "We're going to wun through these teams in our group like _donations to cecil newton's church_! The fans for these other teams are going to feel like they've just been through _the herschel walker diet, workout, push-ups routine_! We awe the weal deal!" Wayne Rooney raised his hand and said, "But what about the fact that we've never beaten Sweden before?" "They'we just a _small red dress_ on the woad to the championship, Mr. Wooney!" Woy replied. John Terry blurted out, "You know that France is a good team, too, right? They have the longest undefeated streak in the world right now." Woy's face turned wed red, and he replied, "And the Iwish should have beaten them fwee yeaws ago! They're not any better than _ribery's teeth_." "But boss," Andy Carroll said, "_what if the ice caps melted_?" Woy's face softened, and he replied, "We'we all fwightened about that, lad. Just deal with the pwoblems as they awise." Finally, Steven Gerrard stood up, made a pose like a _liverpool eagle graphic_, and said, "Come on, lads! Let's win this thing for _lambchop_!" And the team stood up, yelled in unison, and then all injured themselves trying to run out of the locker room.