(This picture has been lawya'd)
As one might expect, with the level of traffic we regularly receive at Dawg Sports, we show up in a lot of search results. Generally, most of our search-result visitors have entered something fairly predictable, like "Georgia Bulldogs football," "did Georgia win last night," "Urban Meyer is a big dumb jerk," or something like that. (Ok, not that last one. But still.)
And then, we have the outliers. Any comments by me are in (parentheses) below, and I have excluded all of the NSFW results. All of the following search terms have been used to reach a page or picture on the dawgsports.com website within the last 7 days:
- harvard on the bayou logo
- it's not that far away from where we at
- lenny and squiggy biting hand
- bulldog farting on flower (Uh... what?)
- dbu android
- people pointing at you
- you sir can go f*ck yourself
- winter is coming
- I hate the gators
- hail in winterville ga
- biting fingernails
- lord salisbury quotes that as little as possible happen
- i'm from georgia (congratulations!)
- get it? get it?
- real high school cheer squads blonde in blue and white uniforms (Hi. Why don't you have a seat over there...)
- max lost boys
- what society thinks i do meme walker
- cogent design yellow jacket
- are you gonna squeal when we cook ya
- chlamydia wallpaper (O.M.G. I swear I don't make this stuff up.)
- elvis onstage
- pro croquet
- yes i've been wounded but let me bleed so i can fight again
- pictures ugly gator fans
- anni movie hannigan's office set
- gene wilder sheep
- new world sinfony ballet
- "david donald doo"
- angry cat scratching
- aluminium mug metaphor (Que?)
- redneck timeout
- big bridge in louisiana
- roger rabbit characters
- tennessee song about gator on my boots from2000
- purple drank sprite
- enthusiastically recommend
- horse aint bothered
- gators suck wallpaper (I understand it's a nice palate-cleanser after the boogers)
- does failing a spanish class make you academically ineligible to play sports
- how is bulldog born (How is babby formed?)
- box full of cash
- sports leagues liquidated damages leaving the league
- seriously football is not for girl
From the "How do I Internet" department:
- how does georgia look like
- clemson taring gamecocks up (well, they already have the feathers...)
- worid cog 2010 penalty shootout
- irk russel
- formation en t foot
- clemsob sec
- will david perno fired
- goo rambo
- g alabama crimsin tide
From the "Dang, are you in the wrong place" department:
- levern spencer national perspectives
- the end dvd
- nascar logos
- piedmont driving club phone number
- champs florida gator sweatshirt yellow
- pistol pete nmsu
- troll ad
- kim possible poster
- pictures of ucla
- fayetteville state mascot
- water twister game
- nick saban oatmeal creme pies
- roll tide roll toilet paper
- al gore 1996
And finally, this week's edition of the Dawg Wørd(s) Mad Lib, where the blanks are filled in with (mostly) randomly chosen search terms:
As Kyle was preparing to embark upon his vacation to _pasadena stadium_, he tried to shore up plans for Dawg Sports during his absence. He first turned to tankertoad, but for some reason, tankertoad just kept yelling, "THAT AIN'T MY NAME. CALL ME _sphygmomanometer_ DANGIT." Kyle then called Podunkdawg, but she was too busy playing with her collection of _smurf ponies_ to even answer the phone. He called MaconDawg and Ludakit, but they were busy debating _chlamydia in tigers_ with RedCrake and NCT. Spears and The Quincy Carter of Accountants were _florida huckleberries_, so they were out of the question, as was hailtogeorgia, who told him " _i cant hear you over the sound of how awesome science is_." Mr. Sanchez said he would be willing to man the blog, but he insisted on posting _clemson wall paper_, so Kyle said, "Thanks, but no thanks, bro." And vineyarddawg just wouldn't stop talking about his _tim duncan sports illustrated cover_. So, Kyle finally said "screw it" and decided to just pull the plug while he was on vaca+++++NO CARRIER