(This picture has been lawya'd)
As one might expect, with the level of traffic we regularly receive at Dawg Sports, we show up in a lot of search results. Generally, most of our search-result visitors have entered something fairly predictable, like "Georgia Bulldogs football," "did Georgia win last night," "Georgia has more national championships than Alabama," or something like that. (Ok, not that last one. But still.)
And then, we have the outliers. Any comments by me are in (parentheses), and I have excluded all of the NSFW results. All of the following search terms have been used to reach a page or picture on the dawgsports.com website within the last 7 days:
- walt disney and sparky
- man fan u cry
- the thumb monument
- canyonero
- 'gothic politics in the deep south' sherrill
- mississippi state kitty
- yellow dump truck
- hunter rubber boots hobnail
- sign of horns
- commodores anthology
- the two little girls on the shine
- my life as a white supremacist bloomberg businessweek
- compare cumberland college 2012 football schedule with the 2012 university of georgia football schedule (EASY SCHEDULE, PPAAAAWWWWWLLL)
- little kid nose
- you got the diabeetus (well, at least it's not chlamydia)
- ice pick stab
- camel faced
- st. eagles water park
- colonial women jobs from back then
- dimion dogs games
- 50s album covers
- article 1 section 3 clause 3
- stealing is a crime
- destroyed toaster
- super troopers facebook timeline banners
- thailand wearing black on saturdays
- capt kirk and oregon ducks
- lsu spit diesel fuel
- gridiron rhetoric: fiesta bowl edition
- facts about the confederates making peace (We ain't exactly what you'd call a "peace-making" people, bro.)
- boogers
- pac 10 does not want baylor (This really belongs in the "obvious statements are obvious" category.)
- aaron carter ticklish story
- once again, our sincere apologies
- rocky mountain goat jumping
- eight track
- basketball tennis for women (How about that? I've never even heard of basketball tennis.)
- super duper cereal
- webber international university
- batman insignia
- who will win a great white shark or a saltwater crocodile
From the "How do I Internet" department:
- alligator paw
- hanging penalty us
- i'm selsky and i know it
- czj
- better coach jim donnan or ray golf
- chelsea vs bayern munsen
- why georgia bulldogs dont want (Are you kidding? We want for a lot of things!)
- why is coach stock dropping?
- what does the georgia look like
- where are swimmers and divers are from and their name
- vivica a. vox (This one is funny because it came from Germany. It's funnier if you speak German.)
- pitcher athes ball backwards sports nation
- uga soctball
- what are 2 things sec do
- who is the current governor of georgia bulldogs football team
From the "Dang, are you in the wrong place" department:
- nfl draft grades 2012 philadelphia eagles
- "brown university"
- virginia tech football jersey
- oregon state baseball national champions pics
- what do you wear to the preakness
- i hate college so much
- 3rd birthday cake
- joy in sports
- funny yellow jacket sports slogans
- how to sketch boise st.logo (I'm sure there's a great instructional hype video out there somewhere...)
- soccer player build
- 1967 orange bowl on youtube between georgia tech and florida
- what are the most significant events in the book"last chance for magic"
- furman fbs
- honors day 2012 wilcox county elementary school (Uhhhh... what?)
- when i grow up i want to be a power ranger
- university of southern california sports
- things to prove tennessee vols are better than georgia bulldogs
- itunes login id and password (mine is "h8flrda" and "rllyh8flrda.")
- upscale restaurants in gainesville, fl in the 1990s
- fiu cheerleading squad
- los angeles coliseum row 9
And finally, this week's edition of the Dawg Wørd(s) Mad Lib, where the blanks are filled in with (mostly) randomly chosen Dawg Sports search terms:
Willie Martinez was busily _eating your young_ in his _xanadu water park_ at Auburn University one day, and said to himself, "I don't like this whole Willie Two-Thumbs thing. I'd rather be known as Willie _finger gun_." So he went to find Brian Van Gorder, who as usual was in his office on the _world biggest dump truck_. Alas, however, he of the porn-stache laughed at Willie unmercifully, so he left and went to the _power rangers operation overdrive_ himself, Gene Chizik. Unfortunately, Coach Chizik was not amused. "I'm worried about how much to pay _crying liverpool fans_ to play for Auburn University, not your stupid nickname. "You don't have the _gym swagger_ it takes to be a coach on this staff, Willie Two-Thumbs." So Coach Chizik made Willie the new director of _hello kitty diet pills_ instead, a position he is contractually obligated to fill throughout the entire 2012 season. Good luck with that, Willie!