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The Dawg Wørd(s): May 12, 2012

Ed. Note: Apologies for this feature's recent absence/inconsistent appearance. We're now back in all our glory (with an added bonus at the end!) through the remainder of the offseason.

(This picture has been lawya'd)

As one might expect, with the level of traffic we regularly receive at Dawg Sports, we show up in a lot of search results. Generally, most of our search-result visitors have entered something fairly predictable, like "Georgia Bulldogs football," "did Georgia win last night," "Michael Adams resignation after-party," or something like that. (Ok, not that last one. But still.)

And then, we have the outliers. Any comments by me are in (parentheses), and I have excluded all of the NSFW results. All of the following search terms have been used to reach a page or picture on the website within the last 7 days:

- howard wolowitz
- malcolm bull dogs (this was from, so not as obvious as you might think)
- the daily planet masthead
- dee dee mccall
- chevrolet blazer 1972
- lone star coach on college football hall of fame ballot.
- call me sir
- 1980 election john anderson
- georgia state game dawg
- white russian man face
- it was a drive by fruiting
- snoopy tickled
- sam mayday malone
- tv-tower-komplex und bmw in münchen
- i hate thermodynamics
- gladiator sandals guess
- intellectual property of blue man group
- summarysoccer and volleyball (Summarysoccer? Is that where they just take penalty kicks and declare a winner?)
- serious people
- the jeffersons of 1982
- black kittens with red collars
- drinking martini (Yep! 'clink')
- paul cezanne facts for kids
- zombie fighting bulldog
- passed field sobriety test refused breathalyzer in georgia
- jack daniel bottle picture
- ugly man from princess bride (which one?)
- a cartoon man holding a news paper
- makers mark still life
- queen of zamunda
- colorado national title 1990 (Yep. The only rightful national champions that year, of course.)
- sheldon dawson father
- about something you feel strongly football rooney
- berlin wall falls
- double a batteries
- pictures of the sky
- old wolverine cartoon
- bart simpson prom
- i want to be wearing yellow
- dog whisperer mr. president bulldog
- oxford cleric character
- what things do you need for geting into texas a&m (Well, a lock picking kit, soft shoes, and sheep to distract the guards, for starters.)
- edsel is a no go
- how to wear a sport sweater (/looks at podunkdawg //Gets slapped by Mrs. Vineyarddawg)
- picture of a wombat
- chlamydia womean girls coach
- bible verse that has to do with sports ("And lo, verily, he sayeth unto them, 'ARP ARP.'" - 2nd Chronicles 19:80
- women kill chicken

From the "How do I Internet" department:
- richard best ace of world wartwo
- finger used in baseball games
- morm modies (nook-lee-er wess-els)
- what does defense behavior
- dawaposrts (This one came from India!)
- what inning did the lsu tigers score 55 points
- wisconsin soccer uwm coach firedg ggf (Can't really blame this guy. Kyle gets so bored with soccer that he falls asleep while typing about it, too.)
- georgia foot
- auburn football goiga doom
- moosefrabba
- go gators video georiga paradody

From the "Dang, are you in the wrong place" department:
- new bc lions uniforms
- ucla
- tallahassee malls
- new acc map
- georgia state university panther boosters
- virginia cavaliers football 2012
- large vinyl decals vanderbilt commodores
- dragoncon florida
- third world tourism destinations
- old redneck with jorts
- undressing (Rest of the internet, folks. Rest of the internet.)
- florida gators football helmet
- hawaii's sports teams
- usa hockey banner
- bob dole
- the new zealand tsunami ring of fire
- how will the university of wyoming football fair with conference realignment (I can tell you this: They'll most likely still be based in Wyoming. Probably.)
- penn tech wildcats (Uh...)

And finally, a new weekly feature: the Dawg Wørd(s) Mad Lib, where the blanks are filled in with (mostly) randomly chosen search terms:

As Mike Leach was preparing his brand new Pirate guitar picker: tanner at Washington State, he said to himself, "You know, an odysseus statue would go nicely with this." He searched in wills and estates and camel spit, and even in ghost panties, but he just couldn't seem to find anything that satisfied his need for warren g harding. Finally, thank goodness, some stupid florida gator fans came to him one day bearing a shiny gorbachev scar. Leach was transfixed by its glory for so long that he forgot what he was looking for to begin with, so he went back to preparing the Cougars for their upcoming raw meat glass season, which will undoubtedly be filled with numerous rebel flag beagle pictures.

That's it for this week! Have a good weekend, and Happy Mothers Day!

Go Dawgs!