(This picture has been lawya'd)
As one might expect, with the level of traffic we regularly receive at Dawg Sports, we show up in a lot of search results. Generally, most of our search-result visitors have entered something fairly predictable, like "Georgia Bulldogs football," "did Georgia win last night," "Bobby Petrino is a lot like Mark Richt but with more women," or something like that. (Ok, not that last one. But still.)
And then, we have the outliers. Any comments by me are in (parentheses), and I have excluded all of the NSFW results. All of the following search terms have been used to reach a page or picture on the dawgsports.com website within the last 7 days:
- mark reicht hellgate high school
- dieter sprockets monkey
- "cherockee d'ass haters gonna hate"
- story about beginning with the end of mind
- what is admiral ackbar's first name
- is there a myron piggie book deal
- easy to make horse jumps (insert Bobby Petrino/Sara Jessica Parker joke here)
- farrah's sulley
- jump in my hoopty hoopty hoop
- can't let you do that car fox
- uga best pe class
- succubus bites man
- 20 worst face tattoos
- mind eraser shot (for the next 30 days, to be called "The Bobby Petrino special")
- love shack (NOTE: Not related to any searches for Bobby Petrino... I think)
- face of hatred (I am Vineyarddawg's face when he thinks of Florida.)
- glen gary glen ross coffee is for closers
- auburn university accreditation probation
- arsenal optimus prime
- lots of money
- ugly yellow cat
- camel spit
- florida gators black football jersey (LOLOLOLOLOL)
- rumor mark richt going to new orleans? (WOOOO RUMOR STARTERS!)
- michel platini sucks
- golden bridge
- pitchers of henry viii (For the last time, they call them BOWLERS over there)
- cone
- edsel is a no-go
- does scarlett get rhett back
- "ian smith" probe or probed or accusation or arrest or arrested or accused or convicted or charged or indicted or alleged or allegation or suspect or suspected or corrupt or corruption or crime or criminal or illegal or scam or scandal or bribe or bribery or bribed or laundering or terrorist or terrorists or terrorism or trafficking
- "stranko montana"
- easter tigers
- how you can notice it is spring
- it's not that far away far away from where we at
- papa johns pizza box
- scientific american mind
- "much rejoicing gif"
From the "How do I Internet" department:
- what does announce no scheduled mean
- houstpn nitt
- bacraic rambo
- embarrassment pictures of bobby petrino
- what gover men jobs will be closed on good friday in georgia (Siri, tell me more about "gover men.")
- young gerils sex video film
- what does sec meab in college gymnastics
- en güzel 2014 nickleri
- bobby patino (snicker)
From the "Dang, are you in the wrong place" department:
- ohio stadium
- john parker wilson
- ron dayne rose bowl
- vince young longhorns
- florida gators bikini
- university of texas mascot
- world warcraft tombstone
- 2013 "colorado" "volleyball" commit
- photo of georgia state alligator (lolwut)
- washington state football uniforms 2013
- cake makers, athens, ga (Although, if you're looking for cake makers in Warner Robins, GA, we can set you up...)
And finally, from the "Martha Stewart might be a Bulldog" department:
- how to make a georgia bulldog basket ideas for a little brother for easter