Tony Parker to UCLA
This stings. There's no excuse for not landing Tony Parker. None--especially not to UCLA, a team with a crowded front court. Parker's a big man (we don't have a true big man), Parker's from Georgia (hey, it's only an hour drive to Athens), Fox coaches bigs well (did I mention Parker is a big?), and Parker could be a star on UGA (did I mention UCLA has a bunch of other recruits coming in?). I hate basketball.