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The Dawg Wørd(s): March 19, 2012

Note: This started out as a semi-periodic e-mail from me to the Dawg Sports contributors with funny search term updates, and we got such a kick out of it that Kyle suggested I turn this into sort of an offseason replacement for "You're On Notice, Dawg." So... blame him. :-)

(This picture has been lawya'd)

As one might expect, with the level of traffic we regularly receive at Dawg Sports, we show up in a lot of search results. Generally, most of our search-result visitors have entered something fairly predictable, like "Georgia Bulldogs football," "did Georgia win last night," "Why is Michael Adams a disaster," or something like that. (Ok, not that last one. But still.)

And then, we have the outliers. Any comments by me are in (parentheses), and I have not included any NSFW results. (Although you would be amazed at the volume of search hits we get on "izzie stevens," "grey's anatomy izzie," and variations thereof.) All of the following search terms have been used to reach a page or picture on the website within the last 7 days:

- smallville season 1 nicodemus
- vulcan statue
- easy rider
- orange club mannheim february 10 2011 photo
- the role of community in sport essay
- alina buna
- too much on the beach
- the sound of student starship
- chlamydia funny (Ed. Note: Chlamydia is NOT funny)
- lets count vampires
- limitations of statistics
- winston churchill academic gown
- say nothing, act casual
- red head, green
- tenxec
- troll pee
- gamy
- swagger in 1990
- liam gallagher royalty cheque
- jim donnan and barry switzer and tommy tuberville and dennis franchione and associated presse
- straight cash
- waste management duffle bags
- shelby foote letter mccarthy rebuke
- cinderella sequencing pictures
- what does wiggle mean
- murray machine and tool
- rotary phones
- trash troll level up
- shinny ninny
- what does disappointment look like? (Answer: Your Georgia Bulldogs basketball program(s)!)
- i appreciate your prudence
- nancy pelosi hair
- running keg
- image of a wombat
- blow up twister game (Now, see, clarification is needed here. Is that referring to "inflatable twister game?" Or is that more like, "Man, Imma blow up that twister game." Inquiring minds want to know.)
- Socrates bust (Dang, the ACC cops will bust anybody)
- a few things that look good with feathers (Fiery Damn Chicken, brother)
- independent variables of chick - fil- a
- does calvin johnson smoke weed
- your so ugly (My so ugly what? /Grammar Nazi'd)
- jay and silent bob in front (Hint: They're probably standing near Calvin Johnson)
- don't feel the troll
- why isnt the university of tennessee football in the preseason top 25

From the "How do I Internet" department:
- georgia bulldog revil speed helment
- dad gum
- were did culp king went fomer bulldog
- alabama coach stacy serials
- игры гру (though it showed up in our search results as ???? ???)
- tumble run game app
- hot orgia 11
- what do unofficially
- confused
- hi jerry:
- [i]t's like a thought that's also a feeling. one wouldn't want to make too much of it, or to pretend that it's any sort of equitable balance; that would be grotesque. but the truth is that whatever deity, entity, energy, or random genetic flux produces sick children also produced roger federer, and just look at him down there. look at that.
- how are bracket picked at ncaa
- drunk on sat on floor
- anyhow have a winfield

From the "Dang, are you in the wrong place" department:
- florida football poems (Well, I guess it depends on the tone of the poem...)
- 3 page essays (You think Kyle can limit an essay to 3 pages? Oh, sirrah, how deliciously absurd.)
- cal basketball 2009-2010 pac 10 champions
- got to dance 2012 winner
- offer 2013 football "penn st" (Guess our offer got there first ESS EEE CEE SPEED)
- florida gators beer steins
- illinois state tattoo pictures
- play world of warcraft 18 hours (I think you're looking for a school 80 miles to the west of here)
- san jose state and coference realignment mens soccer
- cool unc pictures
- my name is earl season 2
- art museum liechtenstein
- what did eminem rhyme with silver (Mulva?)
- gator eating a seminole
- liverpool pitchers (I think they call them "bowlers" on that side of the pond, yo.)
- ame art andorian command division

And finally, from the "Tankertoad had this awesome dream last night" department:
- Mike Bobo fired

Go Dawgs!