Alabama Hate Week - Trash Talk

It can't be Alabama Hate week unless we make fun of them. Add your own in the comments...

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

It was recently announced that a franchise was building a new Taco Bell in Tuscaloosa. The University's response was "Why do we need another phone company?

It's reported that Nick Saban will only dress 20 players for the SEC Title game. The rest will have to dress themselves.

Two Tide fans have been walking in the woods for eight hours when they stop and one turns to the other and says, "I'm cutting the next Christmas tree we find, lights or no lights."

Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to Alabama? Everyone has the same DNA.

A man walks into a store says to the clerk, "I'd like a pair of red shoes, a white shirt, and a pair of red pants." The clerk looks at him and shakes his head saying, "You must be an Alabama fan!" The man proclaims with pride, "How could you tell, was it the color scheme!" The clerk looks at him and says "No, this is a hardware store.

Then there was the 'Bama fan who joined Alcoholics Anonymous so he could drink under a different name

What do a maggot and an Alabama fan have in common? They can both live off of a dead bear for 30 years.

and one final one to remind everyone that we still hate someone more than 'Bama.

What do you call a UF Gator in a SEC Title game? A referee

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