Alligator Pie: Hate Week's Opening Salvo

Dawg2011 requested Dennis Lee's "Alligator Pie" for Hate Week, and the simplicity of it makes for an excellent opening selection. Others have already put up quality Hate Week posts of their own; I'm sure Dawg Sports will continue to produce excellent Gator Hate for the duration of the week. Those who want to make Gator Pie can go here; I can't vouch for the recipe, but this still looks like a fun Hate Week treat.Those who want cheesy Garage-Band accompaniment can use this (wait for the kid to start reading):

Shay's Alligator Pie song (via entrrt)

Alligator Pie

Alligator pie, alligator pie,
nothing makes me glad like making Gators cry.
Take away their deep ball and make their run game die,
but don't take away my alligator pie.

Alligator stew, alligator stew,
Dawg, I'm gonna make some and pass a bowl to you.
Take away Penn Wagers and his biased reffing crew,
but don't take away my alligator stew.

Alligator soup, alligator soup
likely tastes better than alligator poop.
To H-E-double-hockey-sticks with that Gator group,
but please don't take away my alligator soup.

My "Princess Bride" Hate Week pictures have been well-received, so I figured I'd make another one just because.

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