Ahhh.... the first weekend of college football season is upon us. And with it comes a bevy of games that no one really cares about. Luckily for ESPN and the other broadcasters, most of us are so hard up for football that we can scarcely be bothered to care.
What's that? There looks to be a decent game on Friday night? Awesome.
In what I predict will be one of the more entertaining games of the weekend, the electrifying Robert Griffin III tries to fend off the unwanted advances of Dick Bumpas and the Horned Frog defense. If real football isn't your thing, you can always watch a Big Ten team thats probably overrated beat the crap out of the Youngstown State... Penguins? Wait... what? Penguins? Yeah, Wikipedia says Penguins... okay... Penguins it is.
Your viewing options for the evening are as follows:
7:30 Youngstown State at #17 Michigan State (Big Ten Network)
8:00 "The Battle for Dick Bumpas' Facial Hair" #14 TCU at Baylor (ESPN)
Come for the comments! Come for the excitement! Stay for the epic mustache!
Dick Bumpas IS College Football!
This is your Friday Night College Football Open Comment Thread. Get on the bus!