MOTHER FRACKING HELL. SOMEBODY KILL A GOAT AT THE ARCH OR SOMETHING.I wish I could claim credit for this line, but tankertoad wrote it, not me. (I know. You're totally surprised.) For crying out loud, were the blackout jerseys manufactured at a plant built on an Indian burial ground or something? At a certain point, this kind of bad luck can't be random. Go 'Dawgs!