I had originally planned to contribute my own Hate Week poetry... a profanity laced diatribe in the style of Charles Bukowski. While I was pleased with my contribution, it occurred to me that it would likely offend some, if not all, of my fellow Dawgsports compatriots.

I've always been more enamored of the visual arts and fiction than poetry anyway, so I thought this would be a marvelous opportunity to branch into those areas as it pertains to the hated Gatahs.

For your viewing pleasure (and increased appreciation of Breakfast of Champions), I present a unique piece of Hate Week art in the style of Kurt Vonnegut: