It is my family's tradition to eat supper at the local Waffle House after the Christmas Eve candlelight service at our church. This evening, my six-year-old son ordered a waffle, but, instead of smearing his butter on his waffle, he instead ate the butter directly from the container with a spoon.
I figured DavetheDawg would appreciate the fact that, evidently, my son was so jacked for Christmas that he ate a tub of butter.
Merry Christmas!