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Sports Illustrated Cover Draws 15-Yard Penalty

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Although the last six months' worth of events in Bulldog Nation have left me bereft of all hope (and, unlike Doug Gillett, I don't have faith in the new president to fall back on in my misery), we did get the slightest glimmer today that all might not be lost:

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That, as if you didn't know, is Gator golden boy Tim Tebow engaged in an act of unsportsmanlike conduct, for which he was flagged. (I'm expecting word from Urban Meyer any day now about how Tebow's taunting is going to be a big deal. Urb? You're not going to be hypocritical about this, are you, Urb? The world is waiting. . . .)

If there's any justice in the world at all, the Sports Illustrated cover jinx will come to our rescue. Otherwise, present trends are expected to continue and absolute metaphysical suckitude will persist for the foreseeable future.

Go 'Dawgs!