at least read David Hale's account of Kentucky receiver Dicky Lyons, Jr.'s interview. Seriously, go do it now. Hint: the interview involves a) Matt Stafford, b) Cosmopolitan magazine and c) Army Ranger chokeholds. But not Phil Fulmer, 'cause Fulmer and Cosmo just don't go together, even in the all-night non sequitur-mart that is the college football blogosphere. Until later . . .