I was sent this by my brother-in-law and former "Dawg Show" co-host, Travis Rice, and I figured that, if it was going to stump me, it ought to stump you, too:
Let's play a quick new game I just invented. It's called pre-season, post-season, out of season.
I list the sport; then (without external reference, I'm sure you understand) you tell me into which of the three categories it falls.
High School softball
I especially appreciated being thrown the bone of the parenthetical "soccer" after "MLS," as though I otherwise would have thought MLS was some terrible combination of Lou Gehrig's disease and what Josiah Bartlet suffered from in "The West Wing," for which we simply must find a cure in our lifetimes.
Have at it . . . off the top of your head, are those sports out of season, in the postseason, or in the preseason?
Is it football season yet?