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Monday Morning Dawg Bites

It's Monday morning and I've been away on vacation for the last week, so I don't even want to think about what my desk is going to look like when I get to the office this morning. Just in case you're as pressed for time as I am, let me give you the short version on what you may have missed in about the time it'll take you to knock back that crucial initial morning cup of coffee:

"Offense? We don't need no stinking offense!"

Just kidding, Steve. All in good fun, buddy. No hard feelings, right?

You think we know how to cheat at football? Shoot, you ain't seen nothing 'til you've seen us steal an election!

That's not all there is, by any means, but it's all there's time for right now. Stay tuned . . . but, for the time being, let's get to work.

Go 'Dawgs!