Let me get this straight.
Villanova, a No. 1 seed playing in its home town, struggled to get by Monmouth in the first round.
Top-seeded Connecticut trailed 16th-seeded Albany by 12 points in the second half.
Memphis, the top seed in its bracket, got off to a slow start against Oral Roberts.
From his prayer tower, Oral Roberts declared that, if Memphis advanced to the second round, the Lord would call him home.
Second-seeded Tennessee needed a buzzer-beater to get by Winthrop.
No. 3 seed Iowa lost to No. 14 seed Northwestern State. Not Northwestern . . . Northwestern State.
Davidson led Ohio State at the break.
The Father of the Bill of Rights advanced to the second round, much to the delight of freedom-loving peoples around the globe.
Arkansas, an S.E.C. team entering the tournament on a hot streak, lost to Bucknell. I dare you to locate Bucknell on a map. I double-dog dare you.
Is anybody any good at this game?