Hunter Thompson retyped passages written by F. Scott Fitzgerald. He wanted to understand the way those passages were crafted. He wanted to understand what it was like to write a sentence like that....

Disclaimer: though they never, to my knowledge, discussed college football, the guys at www.firejoemorgan.com invented this type of post. We owe them so much.  Ah my old nemesis Jeff Schultz....

I didn't invent this schtick. These guys did. They are most humorous. You should read them. Still here? OK here we go: George Will has some thoughts on the archaeology of future ascendant...